Easter Holiday!

So today was the last day of the (I think) Winter term, which means we get two and a bit weeks holiday! Most people (popular people) went to town after school today - since we got a half day and it was non-uniform - the only way I know this happened was cause pretty much everyone from my school has posted at least ONE or more photos with tagline like the following : #friendshipgoal #selfiegoals etc. Whereas, I wen't home and skyped my friend since about 3 and i'm still skyping her now. Pfft! #friendship goals my ass!

Also, on Tuesday i'm going to the Metrocentre with my friend :3 So I guess that classes as doing something active over the school holidays. I mean, i'm going to my nana's (who lives in Cumbria) house and usually that involves walking around a lot and going to various parks and the worst torture of all : soft plays O-o So that is also something.

I finally made a Wattpad! I posted the first chapter of my first Corpse Party fanfic! It's not the kind of fan fiction that ships certain characters, it's more of a backstory of Yuka. However, I was reading a fanfic about Ayushiki ( Yoshiki Kishinuma x Ayumi Shinozaki) and Natoshi (Naomi Nakashima x Satoshi Mochida) which I found quite interesting, Even though I personally ship Ayutoshi but I still love all the other ships too ^-^ Apart from Yuka x Satoshi. Like c'mon, THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER! It's just wrong on SO MANY LEVELS!!

So that pretty much is all I have too say for now i guess :3

-Lauren ^-^

Hi :3

Hia :3

So I haven't posted much coz i've been quite busy watching the Corpse Party anime (WHICH IS AMAZING!!) and EricVanWilderman, Subscribe to him here!! , playing through Corpse Party : Book of Shadows which has a TOTALLY MESSED UP ending!

*SPOILERS!*

The ending in the last chapter of Book of Shadows - Blood Drive - is about Ayumi and Naomi visit the Sachiko Household (Shinozaki and Yoshie's house) in search of some kind of clues on how to get their friends back who died in Heavenly Host. Nearing the finale, Ayumi finds a family tree kinda thing and realises she is actually distant cousins too Sachiko. But after that, they find the Book of Shadows. Ayumi finds a spell to bring back the dead from another dimension but it isn't written in Japanese, so they don't understand it to well but there is a few notes. Ayumi and Naomi 'summon' a person that they think is Mayu. It has Mayu's hair but the face is blacked out - like all the photos of the people who died in Heavenly Host, since when you die there your existance is wiped from any records. But, symbols start to appear across 'Mayu's' and then blood starts to spurt out of them. This then begins to happen to Ayumi. Naomi freaks out in a corner then Ayumi's sister appears - Hinoe. Then for a while, everything is ok. Hinoe stops the curse and goes over too Ayumi and hugs her. THEN HER FREAKING HEAD EXPLODES!! NO JOKE! Then there is a hell of a lot of screaming and then it says you have to continue to Corpse Party : Blood Drive.

Pretty messed up I guess...that's Corpse Party I guess.

Gonna go see the 2nd Spongebob Movie on Tuesday :D

-Lauren '3'

Over 5000 page views!

I got 5000 pageviews! That sounds pretty damn sad but oh well. Yay!

You know all those cheesy friendship quotes? I don't get how they are 'relateable'? Well in my opinion, they are a load of crap! But I think that is just my dodginess and the fact that I'm a socially awkward loner 👍 Better get used to it I guess.

Also, I'm FINALLY getting Shane Dawson's book I Hate Myselfie on Tuesday! Pretty sure I've mentioned it before though ... I decided to order from Amazon since WH Smiths were messing me around a lot. I've heard that the book is great and is awesome!

I finished watching all four parts of Corpse Party today and it's SO AMAZING! I can't believe Yuka dies though D: In the gameplay she survives but in the actual anime she dies. Also Satoshi dies too ... But when they're doing the ritual to return home and only Naomi and Ayumi return back D,: so sad ... But it is a GREAT anime! I definitely reccomend it to anyone who can stand gore and stuff. It's rated 17 I think but it is still amazing :D

-Lauren

Lush Obsessed 💜

I was in Lush today and I got the new Dorothy bubble bar, the Twilight bath bomb and the Phoenix Rising bath bomb as a present for Mother's Day as well as a few of the other Mother's Day stuffs ^-^ It smells so NICE in that shop!!

So about an hour ago I used half of the Twilight bath bomb and a small bit of Dorothy - looked sooooooooo nice! I ducked my head under the water in that and it smells of it it's amazing <3 I think I'm obsessed O_o oh well. I was talking to my friend before and she said to me "Of all my friends I really didn't think it would be you who would turn out to be obsessed with Lush!" I love how they are against animal testing too <3

Well, as of writing this, this page has 4999 page views 😁 So close to 5000 page views total! Probably by tomorrow I would have reached that but only maybe.

Tomorrow is Red Nose Day ... It's also Friday the 13th!

Instead of hanging on to getting the book from WH Smiths, I ordered it of Amazon so I should get Shane Dawson's book for maybe 17th or 18th. Whereas I could have been waiting a hell of a long time if I'd kept waiting on WH Smiths - never buying there again!!

-Lauren :D

Shopping at Lush

I was on the Lush website a lot of last night trying to find a nice gift for my mum for Mothers Day ( even though sometimes she can be pretty pathetic). And I finally decided on the Phoenix Rising (probs spelt it wrong but oh well) bath bomb. It says it has a strong cinnamon smell but not so much that it's over powering, also it says that it boosts your spirits and mood :)

While I was on there, I also decided on getting my self a Twilight Bath Bomb and trying out the new Fluffy Egg Bath Bomb from the Easter range. I've heard good things about it - just hope they have them in stock in the Newcastle store.


-Lauren 🙈

Never Pre Order from WHSmiths

So about two to three weeks ago I pre-ordered Shane Dawson's book I Hate Myselfie. Well yesterday they decided to call and say that they canceled it - FOR NO REASON!!

First, they said it was going to be released on the 28th February and it didn't. They then said id be able to pick it up the week after, I couldn't. Then they said I could definitely pick it up on the 10th of March and then ... THEY GO FLIPPIN CANCEL THE ORDER!! 😠 Let me just say I'm NEVER pre ordering anything from there EVER! I'm so close to just giving up on getting this book but I guess I can always just go in the shop on Tuesday ...

But yeah ... Just a hint: NEVER PRE ORDER FROM STUPID WHSMITHS IN THE UK

#DearMe Campaign??

So YouTube are doing this whole campaign where YouTubers, or just regular people, write or read out a letter to a younger version of themselves. I've watched some of these and it's pretty much all saying that most YouTubers were lonely,creepy weirdos when they were teens - which is pretty much me summed up! But I suppose if I had to tell something to one generation of me, it would be to my Year Six self.

I had just joined the crappy school that I'm still at ( I still think me and my friend are the only ones who see it as a hell hole) and I had one friend who was like REALLY popular. So I started hanging out with all her friends and became what I classed as popular. I was really mean to this girl who is now one of my friends , due to one of the people I hung out with. If only I knew most of them were fake friends :/ One of them who was ,what I thought was my TRUE best friends, left at the end of the year and now I'm lucky if I hear from her once every two months. And most of them just forgetted my existence . Let's just say I regret A LOT of fucked up decision I made in Year 6...

I mean, I get along with these people but I wouldn't class them as friends, the moved on from me and I'm fine with it. It's just real awkward.

-Lauren ✌️

World Book Day ... :/

So as most people probably know, on Friday there is this stupid dress up day that try's to encourage children to read and , of course, it fails miserably. It's called World Book Day. They make you dress up as crappy book characters and spend the whole day doing book related crap. And who runs this in my school? My stupid English teacher, that's who! Seems logical. A crappy day organised by an even crappier person :/ But anyway, since it's kind of compulsory , and I don't wanna be that one kid who forgets it's non uniform and comes in their uniform, I've decided to go as Finn from Adventure Time. It technically counts since they're in a comic BOOK. And if any teacher says out against it they can shove their complaining up their ass!

Also, at like 4am this morning, my cat thought it would be a great idea to randomly start off my alarm clock ; which played the Spongebob theme tune, REAL LOUD. At first I thought it was some crazed murderer coming to kill me but then I kinda realised the music... Oh well. Kinda glad it woke me up. I was having a retarded dream ...

Time to play Tsum Tsum! :D

-Lauren ✌️

I HATE MIDDLE SCHOOL

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Let's just say I REALLY hate Middle School and most likely when I leave it I will totally erase whatever happened there, and most people there, out of my mind.

I take it back, I take it back! ☮

Hey,

So last night I was on the Lush store website for like an hour looking at all their products and let me say I TAKE BACK ALL THE CRAP I SAID LAST TIME ABOUT LUSH! I could totally spend all my money there! The nicest sounding one I found was Twilight 💜 It looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good!!

Another one I saw on their was this one called Fizzbanger. So it said that it fizzed when you put it in water (like a normal bath bomb) but it changes colour :D That sounds kinda dumb too but it apparently smells like apple pie. It also says it reduces feelings of anxiety 👍

They've also just released more bath bombs too ; Easter ones :D I'll put a like to it Lush Bath Bombs 😍 They look awesome 👍

Well, leaving the topic of Lush, Shane Dawson's new book I Hate Myselfie is released on 10th March - which is 12 DAYS AWAY!! I preordered it on like the 10th of February since it said it was supposed to come out about 2 weeks ago :/ Oh well. The short film for the book is released on Monday 😍 Shane Dawson is so god damn awesome :D

Bye ...
-Lauren ☮

Rant (kinda) ✍

So most people in Britain went back to school yesterday - so did I and let me tell you, IT WAS THE MOST DEPRESSING DAY SO FAR! Just that feeling of inprisonment and the dread of sitting through the conversations on my English table (which usually consists of VERY dirty stuff O_o) It was painful; even when the day had finished :/ Oh well...

As I mentioned in a previous post, me and Kaitlin had this idea about this whole cream thing. Us being stupid, we forgot to put it in the fridge :/ So two hours later when we were pelting cream at each other , we wondered why it smelt like cow butt. Yeah it wasn't one of our best ideas ... In fact it wasn't even our idea! My friend suggested it so me and Kaitlin thought we would try it out ... I think my friend would have probably kept to cream in the fridge though. Oops

Well, at least I don't smell of cow butt anymore!

Also, I don't get how people can spend like ALL their money in lush! I went in the Newcastle store in Eldon Square in the holidays and it smell kinda weird in there O_o I was also surprised by how many dudes were in there. Yes, I bought something there - A Unicorn Horn Bubble Bar - but I'm not sure if I'd ever buy anything there again. I mean it's just a regular skin care place with weird sounding bath bombs and bubble bars and stuff like that. Yeah, the prices are quite good but I'm still not sure how people can go in there with like £100 and spend nearly ALL of it! I suppose I'd probably do that in Forbidden Planet, with all their awesome Adventure Time stuff, Pop Vinyl Figures, Doctor Who Stuff, Minecraft and more awesome stuffs :D

Try Not To Laugh -CHUBBY BUNNY EDITION!-

Hey random people ✍

So today (well at like 2 a.m) me and Kaitlin came up with the best idea ever , watching a try not to laugh video (and if you know me I laugh A LOT) but every time you laugh you have to shove a marshmallow into your mouth! We just recorded that and I WON!! To see us fail and spit marshmallows into a plastic bag, keep checking this channel -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwgj5iEBurDdYQ79mhkqOhQ

Also, later on today, we are going to record an impressions vid but each time we guess it wrong we get whipped cream shoved in our faces. I'm pretty sure I explained it yesterday too. This vid (once we've recorded it) will most likely be up on Kaitlin's channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRKJRa12La-KxAiuAEIP5-w but also maybe try her Hippyowl channel (link in previous post).

Does anyone know what time Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway starts tonight? I have no idea but still gonna try watch it! That show is the absolute best show ever! Next to Spongebob Squarepants and Adventure Time ; no show can compete with them. I think it may be a tiny bit sad that I still know most of the lyrics to Let's Get Ready To Rhumble even though I wasn't even alive when it was published... Strange ...

Kinda just ran out of things to say so ... Yeah ...

-Lauren ♡

Starting Fresh ☼

So, after losing this account for two years because I forgot the most EASIEST password ever, I have once again gained control of my blog ^-^

And surprisingly, people are still hanging around on here, since the last time I posted on this blog was when I hit 2000 page views and now I have over 4000 views!

I have now started over , deleted all the dodgy posts I previously had (which may have included rants about my old teacher ...) and i'm starting fresh ^U^

Since I lasted posted (nearly two years ago), I have started a YouTube channel and the link is here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3AB8HVnZHAquvRhPKA_a8g
Also, I have moved to GJHA and I hate it just as much as I hated it when I was ten :/ That's just me I guess. I have social media accounts now that aren't sad, pointless websites for five-year-olds Twitter= @Lolz_Minecraft                                                        Instagram= @adventuretimelauren And ... finally after YEARS of asking and pleading ... I'M FINALLY GOING TO WALT DISNEY WORLD IN FLORIDA!!! I'm going on 18th August and staying for three weeks :D

And today, i'm going to Kaitlin's house to round off the Half-Term Holidays ^-^ We have this idea in our heads that we are going to do impressions of YouTubers and if the person guesses the impression wrong, they get whipped cream in their face D: And all this is going to be recorded tomorrow and uploaded on Kaitlin's channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdMgNYxLE1cAwXtgjSmfzuw
be sure to check her channel too :3

I'm also going to change the features of this blog too since I kinda had a messed-up idea of awesome when I was nine ... So ... yeah ...

So ... bye I guess XD

-Lauren ✌